1. Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
    

2. One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
    

3. Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
    

4. A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what?  Its sweetest when its you.
    

5. A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
    

6. If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

7. People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
    

8. If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
    

9.  If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!! 
    

10. A special friend is rare indeed, it seems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you. 
     

11. They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
     

12. When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your  wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”
     

13. Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

14. It takes half our life to find true friends  & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

15. In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop remembering u.
     

16. A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
     

17. Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
     

18. U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
     

19. Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
     

20. A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
     

21. The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
     

22. Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
     

23. The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
     

24. If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
     

25. Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
     

26. Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
     

27. Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
     

28. You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
     

29. A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
     

30. Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
     

31. No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
     

32. There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
     

33. I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
     

34. Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
     

35. Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
     

36. I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
     

37. When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
     

38. My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
     

39. When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
     

40. A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
     

41. A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.
     

42. If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
     

43. Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
     

44. A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
     

45. Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
     

46. You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
     

47. Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
     

48. Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
     

49. A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
     

50. I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
     

51. The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
     

52. Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
     

53. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
     

54. I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
     

55. The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever!!!
     

56. KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
     

57. We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
     

58. If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
     

59. When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone, I'm thinking of u.
     

60. A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
     

61. There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
     

62. Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
     

63. A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
     

64. Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
     

65. Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
     

66. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
     

67. As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
     

68. Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
     

69. GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
     

70. thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
     

71. True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
     

72. FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
     

73. FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd!
     

74. If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
     

75. FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
     

76. In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
     

77. I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
     

78. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
     

79. A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
     

80. The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
     

81. I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
     

82. I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
     

83. EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
     

84. We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
     

85. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
     

86. The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever!!!
     

87. We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
     

88. If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
     

89. A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
     

90. There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
     

91. Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

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SMS Jokes

1. News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
    
2. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
    
3. The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
    
4. Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
    
5. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
    
6. Why were males created before females?
   Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
    
7. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
    
8. ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
    
9. Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
    
10. Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
     
11. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
    A: About 45 pounds!!
     
12. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
    A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
     
13. I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
     
14. There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
     
15. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
    How do you breathe through that thing?
     
16. What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
    Popeye beat the crap outta him.
     
17. I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
     
18. A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
    "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
     
19. Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
    Employee: Who's there?
    Boss: Not you anymore.
     
20. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
    If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
     
21. Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
     
22. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
     
23. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
    Magnets have a positive side!
     
24. The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
     
25. Q: What does a blonde owl say?
    A: What, what?
     
26. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
     
27. How Dogs and Women are alike.....
    Neither believe that silence is golden.
    Neither can balance a checkbook.
    Both put too much value on kissing.
     
28. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
     
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